Most likely because I am a master manipulator with godlike powers and a gang of deadly agents at his disposal. An alternate reason is that I also happen to be host to an undying even more powerful demon from whom I take MY orders. I also happen to be assured enough in all of these powers that I have no need to hide my capabilities from all of you and am in fact quite polite about all of my rather unpleasant doings, seeing as how there is no need to be rude to those who are incapable of stopping me. Although now that I think about it all that may make me even more disconcerting.
I feel like posing for such a picture would compromise my integrity as a wonderful chaperone, but as a wonderful host I will leave you with this young lady dressed to look like me.
What kind of perverse people have such an overwhelming enthusiasm in the derriere of an omniscient puppet?
Anonymous asked:
Doc, do you ever let loose and party hard?
I do not let loose and party often, but when I do I party hard
Why yes sir, I do have an extensive array of headwear (those on display above are but a small fraction of my collection) These hats range from elegant to contemporary, but I have no practical need for them and they look rather silly in most circumstances, thus my collection remains on the shelf most of the time.
Anonymous asked:
how did you make your ds head. Can you see through it? How much was the cost of making it.
Generally I prefer for people to send costume asks to my personal blog, since I don’t really like posting too much OOC stuff here, but I ordered it from here and then I used a jigsaw to widen the neck hole, and unfortunately no you cannot see out of it. I made a viewport in the last head I had, but that made it structurally unstable and highly susceptible to cracking, so I would not recommend doing so.
I just ordered my new head and I’ll be answering your questions once again in two weeks.
I’m looking forwards to the occasion, and you should be too.
